Better Than Ezra

Yesterday, a few of us were laying about, watching old episodes of Bill Maher's show and eating Thai food.  We decided KJRW needed a tagline, or two, or more.  Someone said, "KJRW is better than paying twelve dollars to sit in a theatre and watch Thor."  Another said, "KJRW is better than your high school reunion."  Then there was, "KJRW is better than bansawing weasels for heroin money."  Okay, so we got a little out there.  What do you think KJRW is better than?  Comment below.